Accio Sanity: What I'd (Rather) Do In My Bed Than Have Sex

thefrenemy:

  • not have to worry about if there is hair on the back of my knees or my upper thighs or any place creepy
  • not have to worry about ingrown hairs looking like diseased spider eggs about to crawl out of me
  • think about having sex with an attractive celebrity
  • think about having sex…

I’d change some of these, but overall, pretty neat (think you have to click prev link to see the whole thing, and well worth it)

07/31/11 at 4:00pm
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